ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

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simpatie:

Neutral Knits: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6

I WANT ALL OF THEM

omgswagyolo:

when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled 

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im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

(Source: iswearimnotnaked)

baiolicious:

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

in-hell-with-a-dead-girl-walking:

Happy Heathers Day

September 1st, 1989 
Dear diary… I believe I’m a good person. You know, I think that there’s good in everyone but here we are… first day of senior year! And, uh, I look around at these kids that I’ve known all my life and I ask myself “What happened?”

paradacsa-an:

jaceheromdale:

it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

i’ve never read something so accurate

(Source: siriusblaack)

thatfunnyblog:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

(Source: wrrench)

(Source: yellopzhiphop)

It’s okay to lose your pride over someone you love. Don’t lose someone you love over your pride.

(Source: humoristics)

unconsolable-daughter:

lizdexia:

jamieali:

A lovely story about Romney/Ryan.

This is the best, most concise explanation of the past four years ever.

I just really enjoy this analogy. A very clever metaphor.

(Source: imaginonsensemble)

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing